I need to write a few (like 200) posts about my wedding day.
Like how I didn't take EVERY married woman's advice on just enjoy the day but ran around literally all day until I wanted to scream.
Or how I finally got "wear fake eyelashes" off my bucket list.
Sadly, they didn't make it all the way to the wedding.
I can't have nice things, people.
I also had to run into the Walmart in dress on the way to the wedding.
And THEN my sister Erin made me hide in the back of field were parked.(I was lurking around back there for half and hour- like a pedophile :/... then she undid the corset lacing in the back and relaced until I could barely breath.
Then I walked down the aisle to this!
So, let the thrilling knowledge that EVERY single one of the details will be pored over, analyzed and shared.
Right here on the brand new
"The (slightly scandalous) Diary of Mrs Walker"!!
After exhaustively documenting the wedding, we can move on to my rage umm...thoughts, about married life.
I have SO many things I didn't really listen to but now they are echoing back into my head...for example. several married women told me that your husband will follow you from room to room, that men don't really understand things like cleaning, and that sleeping in the same bed will make you scream by night 2 "Stop stealing all my covers, you bastard!"
So much more to come, people.
Enjoy the pics- I have yet to find a single one in which I don't look angry or crazy! :)
