Thursday, November 27, 2014

We was fined 50 dollars and had to pick up the garbage



Oh my gosh. 

I was going to do a post about everything I am thankful for. 

And I will. 

Maybe later today. 

But first.... 

Let's discuss my new favorite show OF ALL TIME.

When Turkeys Attack.

I was up half the night laughing about it. 

It opened my eyes to the dangers of turkeys. 

And made me realize that they are likely bent on world domination. 

I will never eat another Thanksgiving Meal without realizing how lucky I am to be eating turkey, instead of being subservient to it. 

Happy Thanksgiving, people! 

Lori Ann 

Saturday, November 22, 2014

Is a special day

Random Picture Post

I convinced my mother to ride in to target on those moving chair things because someone had left a bunch of them just scattered around the parking lot.

I felt like Target royalty during the 11 minute ride into the store. 

This is my favorite house ever. 

The yellow street sign kind of ruins it but it looks so pretty driving up to it at night, with the Mennonite candles in the window. 

I love my Katy cat.

She always brings Snarfy, her stuffed cat with her 

 Clash of the Titans. 

I got these cool necklaces made for my favorite sister missionaries!

They have both gone home but they were awesome and got me really involved in missionary work again.

The necklaces have their mission (PPM- Pennsylvania, Philadelphia Mission) and the areas they served in. 

 I curled my hair and wore it down ALL day at work yesterday.

Which is some kind of crazy feat for me because I feel like I can't accomplish ANYTHING with my hair down. 

The holiday treat table madness has begun at work.

Yesterday I ended up with this assortment.

Piece of pretzel, pastry, brownie, and a cracker with cheese. 

The treat table doesn't care about my fitness goals 

Lori Ann

Thursday, November 13, 2014

Falling Slowly

So.....

This blog has gone off the rails. 

I haven't been super inspired lately. 

Probably because I have been SO TIRED.

Don't you love when people talk about how tired they are? 

So much fun.

Anyway, here are a few pictures of my life lately. 

Because it's still as super glamorous as you' ve always secretly suspected. 

The Kutztown Sisters! Finally perfecting their jump shot! 
Sister Bischoff and Thomas. Learning about the Gospel together :)  
I love this t-shirt shop in the city. If you are ever in Philadelphia, THIS is the place to get souvenirs. The owners are amazing!
I've had various run ins with this thing. My mother has begun to spoon feed it. There is nothing scarier than a super spoiled, miniature ginger cat.  
I've taken at least 500 fall pictures. I am going to create a super fast slide show of them for this blog.

I love, love, love, love fall.

It's so sad to see it slowly ending.

I know in a week or so there will be no more colors on the trees and I'll have to wait another year to see them again.

But the holidays are coming up.

Which makes me happy!

This year I plan to:

Cook the Thanksgiving Turkey

Volunteer on Christmas Day

Send my favorite people Christmas packages.

Not gain more than 100 lbs.

Wish me luck!!

Lori Ann

Tuesday, November 4, 2014

It's Thriller Night!



It's election night, people!

I am sad to say that while I have always had a lot of thoughts on politics, I really didn't get involved in the political process until my 20's. 

Today, at the polls, I saw a bunch of people there with their kids.

If I ever have kids, they are coming to vote with me from the very first election.

I know midterms don't mean that much. 

But I love being an American. 

I love feeling like I have a voice. 

I love our democratic process.

Especially when conservatives win!


I am so going to stay up until 2 am. 

And then tomorrow I am going to get Amish Donuts!

It honestly doesn't get better than this!

Lori Ann

Monday, November 3, 2014

I'm going to marry her anyway

Random Life Updates at the beginning of my 35th November.

I like selfies where you know what the person was thinking. 

Like "Here I am...just casually super dressed up, with my hair curled, gazing contemplatively at the sunset. And weird, I happen to have my phone and capture this magical moment."

I feel like my selfies are a little more cryptic.

So I will translate them for you. 

 
"I look so gangster with this red hat on. 

This red hat given to me by a 70 year Hispanic man" 

 "I'm so East Coast. 

The mountains don't make any sense to me- also, I'm clearly a runner.

 Look at my shirt" 

 "Just a fun girl with wild hair.

 In the middle of Pennsylvania.

 My teeth are really that white. I swear.

 I didn't whiten them with photoshop...or add blush to my cheeks. 

Nope" 

 I can't even begin the understand this things thought process.

 I just don't want to wake up to this anymore.

 I'm scared. 

Lunch with the sisters.

 They remind me of me so much at times.

 They will be laughing one minute and then the next being like "So, have you ever thought how hard it is to share the gospel?" and they are suddenly using their "missionary" voices on me.

 Just I do with my clients. Except it's my "therapist" voice. 

So...as you can see- my life is pretty epic. 

I am excited for midterms tomorrow! 

I might make a vegetable tray and stay up all night!

If Republicans don't take the Senate in these kind of conditions then there really is no hope for  them. 

And I will go legit full on libertarian. 
(except for the weed thing)

Then I am going to the city on Wednesday.

By myself, devils. 

Lori Ann

p.s.- Sarah and Ben- can you send me your t-shirt sizes and favorite colors? And your address again? I feel a Thanksgiving/weird stuff from Philly package coming on!! 

Sunday, October 26, 2014

Makes me want to lose myself



These are just a few of the 300 plus fall pictures I have taken so far this year. 

These aren't even the best ones and the leaves haven't really peaked. 

I love fall so much. 

It makes me feel happy about life and energized. 

And I don't know why but the sky is the prettiest in the fall. I have honestly almost crashed like 9 times taking sunset or sunrise pictures. 

Even twilight, with all the Mennonite houses with the candles in the window make me feel so blessed to live in this beautiful state. 

I could live somewhere else if I had to, but no other state will ever be home. 

Lori Ann

Saturday, October 25, 2014

Crying all the time

So....
 
I have had a crazy, crazy week..
 
But right now I have one last night to spend with my two new BFF's- Michele's dogs!
 
And they don't like it when I blog.
 
Apparently dogs want this thing called "attention".
 
Very odd to the world of cat people :)
 
So I will leave you with the best missionary jump shots of the day!
 
 Sister Simmons and Sister Wilko- from the Kutztown area. They live in a converted firehouse!
 
The sisters always want dignified pictures but I socially obligate them take jump shots!
 
Talk to you from the land of cats tomorrow!
 
Lori Ann