Random Thoughts: the 11:51 pm edition

ADVICE TO MYSELF EDITION!!

Do not stay up and watch "Wicked Attraction" if you have to sleep by yourself downstairs.

Give yourself a round of applause for self restraint. My Bath and Body works package arrived today. I always shop their semi annual sale. This year I reined myself in and only got 20 things.

Do NOT join in with your dad when he sings "The old gray mare she aint what she used to be" to your mom. Especially if you are already slightly scared of her.

Stop watching New Moon. You don't even like it. And no amount of under your breath muttering is going to make her see reason and choose Jacob.

Good Night, people!

Lori Ann

Maybe together we can get somewhere..

THE GREAT MONROBIE CAMPOUT OF 2011

My sister's husband was at Scout camp at the beginning of this week. So my sister decided to include me in her camping extravaganza with the kids.

And people, it changed my life.

Here's an overview of what may officially be the wildest night of my life.

Number of Popovers ruined by Katherine Danielle Monroe: 12

Number of surprisingly cheerful Titanic tribute songs written by one James Ray Monroe (not the president): 1 (see below)

Version 2: The Titanic Song

(sung to the tune of a jaunty sing a long)

Why, oh why did the Titanic go down?

Because an iceberg hit it!

What, oh what are we going to do?

Said Mr. Fluffy Pants.

I guess we'll go down to our graves.

Down to our Graves.

Hours spent actually sleeping in the tent: 0

Memories of smore eating, song singing, soccer playing, sibling squabbling, papi story telling, and laughing like crazy people in the tent as the stars came out into the night sky: Countless

Best. Night. Ever.

Lori Ann

Random Thoughts: The week before the 4th of July edition

I have been off caffeine for almost 8 days.

I have been off sugar for 13 minutes.

I have been in Pennsylvania for 3 weeks.

I have been 1000 times happier.

I have only missed the peace and sweet, blessed quiet of having my own apartment a few times. Like 100 times:)

I feel like there are so many good things that are coming. It's almost July. Which makes it almost August. Which is only one month away from FALL IN PENNSYLVANIA.

Fall in Pennsylvania is my definition of heaven. Every day, every moment is magical to me. I've dreamed about it for three long years.

Lori Ann

I thought that I heard you laughing...

When to the sessions of sweet silent thought

I summon up remembrance of things past,

I sigh the lack of many a thing I sought,

And with old woes new wail my dear time's waste:

Then can I drown an eye, unused to flow,

For precious friends hid in death's dateless night,

And weep afresh love's long since cancell'd woe,

And moan the expense of many a vanish'd sight:

Then can I grieve at grievances foregone,

And heavily from woe to woe tell o'er

The sad account of fore-bemoaned moan,

Which I new pay as if not paid before.

But if the while I think on thee, dear friend,

All losses are restored and sorrows end.

Shakespeare

My favorite Shakespearean Sonnet for my favorite poetry reading people!

Lori Ann

Froh, wie seine Sonnen fliegen

See an old Pennsylvania Covered Bridge

One Summer Goal accomplished. About a million more to go!

Lori Ann

Hey Jealousy aka Elly's Fancy Cooking...

I know that I inspire (jealousy in) many of you in a myriad of ways. Whether it's my athletic prowess, my divine home design skills, or my amazing free form poetry..there's been a time you've cried yourself to sleep, wishing you were me, right? It's ok to admit it... take comfort in knowing that you're not alone. :)

Well, prepare to cry some more because my niece (the unsinkable Elly Monroe) and I have just gone and conquered the cooking world. Here's our first show-we expect the network to pick it up any day now...

Yours truly,

LORELLY!!!

Come as you are...

Blue sky jello I made with the kids. After we ate it, we danced to Nirvana and forgot about all of our cares for a while.

You know how they say that you never forget how to ride a bike?

Or how some people; who are dancers or artists or whatever, can come back to their craft, even after a long absence?

That has been my experience over the last week.

After 3 years of working almost every single day I have slid back into unemployment with the ease of someone who never left.

My mom made me get in the shower at noon today. I tried to explain to her that if I was in the shower, that there would be no one to watch "say yes to the dress" and "48 hours mystery".

Gosh.

I have also slid easily back into my pattern of showing my mom every cut and scratch, asking my dad to move stuff for me and to fix my car, having my sister Danielle french braid my hair and organize my life.

It's nice to be the family baby again.

Baby Lori