Come away with me

I feel kind of bad for my loyal band of blog readers (you know who you are!)

Every couple of months I get obsessed with a topic that I can intellectually recognize is really only interesting to me but I can't stop myself from talking about.

 And recently it's been a reoccurring obsession with exercise.

 So, I apologize for the excessive blogging about my never ending battle to become a legit marathoner.

 When I am a world famous runner, I won't forget any of you!

(and by 'wont forget' I mean of course I will, or at best I might vaguely say "hey there" with a look of disdain when you show up at my book signing)

ANYWAY, on to today's walk...

8.5. The farthest I have walked since the last halfie.



I wish these crappy iphone pictures could capture how stunningly beautiful it is here. Even in the devil summer



I've kind of sworn off selfies (due to repeated harassment by my sisters) but you shouldn't keep this kind of sexy from the world



And lastly...your daily Sugar. This is what I call her 'show pony' position. She thinks she is a fancy cat :)

59 days until the next half marathon. I learned today that I am going to need AT LEAST one sweat band and one of those camel portable water things to make it through this one.

Wish me luck!!

Lori Ann



To my eyes

Things that are making my really happy in my life right now

Talking to my dad about music and planning to take my sister's kids to music fest in August

Feeling like I am really going to be able to do this halfie in August. Even if I have to drink 2 gallons of water while I do it.

Dannon Fruit on the Bottom Yogurt

Mid-Term Mania. It didn't go our way in Mississippi last night but that's ok. Hopefully we will have an amazing midterm :)

Sending Erin cat pictures at 3:45 am her time.

Sugar sleeping with me all night instead of being in the woods fighting hedge hogs

Being done at 4 pm today

My group therapy pizza party tomorrow night

Impulse purchasing really crappy love stories on Amazon and then screaming at my phone "I paid 5.99 for this?"

Sending strange 4th of July packages

Having out loud conversations with the donuts on the treat table. "Why are you here again? What is wrong with you? Don't you care about my goals?"

Going to the gym tonight. Because I AM GOING. Hold me accountable, people!

Lori Ann

If you see my reflection

So, not to make this blog all about my training for my next half marathon but let's go ahead and talk about it again.





3 more miles crossed off the chart!



I get kind of obsessed with things. I am sure that this blog isn't a testament to that AT ALL :)



Have I said how much I love PA? Because I kind of do. It's so beautiful every single day



I guess training for a half marathon is a better thing to be obsessed with than sprinkle donuts. Or vampire books. Or plotting revenge on my cat.



The infamous blue sneakers. For my 1st halfie (my new term for half marathon) I wore pink sneakers. This one is blue. Who knows what color I will get for the one after that? (which is coming up in November!-the Philadelphia Marathon!)



A few things that my sister's kids said this week that I don't want to forget:

On Sunday I took a nap after mowing the lawn. The Elly bean quickly volunteered to nap with me- which is odd. She informed me she wanted to nap "so times goes by faster and I can get to Dorney Park sooner!" (an amusement park she went to on Monday)

On the way to the carnival, Elly kept saying "I can't get this smile off my face!"

When I asked my nephews to carry their laundry upstairs and put it on their beds, they told me "We're not allowed to do that. Dad will get mad at us". :)

In Philadelphia I was telling Danielle's kids about the urban legend of how Philadelphia sports teams are cursed because we built building taller than the statue of William Penn. Katy and James seemed fascinated and scared and kept asking about 'the curse'.

In closing, I am just trying to hang in there this week. It's Fourth of July next week and I am excited for the break.

Lori Ann

Challenge what the future holds



My training this morning! I love my Nike plus running app!



So, today I got to work about 5 1/2 hours early. Because that's how I roll, yo.

So, instead of my usual laps around my work campus, I decided to venture into nearby downtown Sellersville, PA for my morning training. (I call it 'training' because it sounds more hardcore than 'walk sometimes half hearted jog')

It was SO beautiful and interesting and those 6.1 miles flew by. Well.. the first 5.1. The last one- as I trudged up the hill back to my office kind of crawled by. But..here are the highlights!!

It's hard to read but this is a restaurant called the Washington House and it's been there since 1742.

I love the stone Churches in PA. They are all so beautiful and make me feel like I've stepped back into early American history.

Random Sugar picture. Because she is SO precious.

This picture cannot begin to capture how beautiful this little river was.

For every picture I took, I resisted the urge to take 10 others. I walked through the downtown shops area, the park, the back trails, everything.

I was a little nervous because I like my routine. But it really pays to get out of your comfort zone.

Walking and/or running doesn't seem like such a chore when you are surrounded by this kind of beauty.

If you haven't gotten out of your routine lately, I highly recommend it.

We'll see where my training adventures take us next!!

Lori Ann

Philadelphia Freedom

Our trip to the City: A REALLY long picture post

Entering the somewhat crazy city of Philadelphia

They are so tired of posing for me- this is the best I can get these days :) 

Waiting for our cheesesteaks at Reading Terminal Market

Elly kept saying "If anyone isn't going to finish their cheesesteak, set it right here and I'll eat it!" 

No one was really willing to part with their cheesesteak, sadly for her :) 

It was SO crowded but Danielle's kids were really troopers, navigating through the crowd

It was some kind of LGBT festival that day. AND comic con. I was telling Danielle that people probably thought we were a couple. Erin called later (after seeing these pics on instagram) to inform me that Danielle and I did look like lesbians. How does one respond to that? Thanks? 

The Amish Bakery!! I got cinnamon swirl bread and Boston Cream Pie. And then I had to run away before I bought EVERYTHING in sight. 

Comic con people were everywhere. We were surrounded by nerds and people celebrating their sexual orientation. In other words, everyone that was ever bullied in high school. It was a good fit for me :) 

Really cool book art.

Jack Jack is SO done with pictures. But I can still get Katy to pose! (meanwhile, Danielle is holding the Amish donuts and kept telling everyone "If you have to choose between saving me or saving the donuts...SAVE THE DONUTS!") 

Downtown :) 

A giant pin?

The fountain at Love Park- Danielle's kids loved it! 

our "family" picture:)

The best story of the day was this picture. Jack Jack was bored and tired by this point and DID not want to get in the picture.

There was this woman who was offering to take pictures for a tip which was nice.

But Jack Jack did not want to be in the picture despite our urging

And so this woman 
(I will NOT use the stereotype of a sassy black woman..but she kind of was)

said "What's his name?" and we told her and she was like

"Jack..get over here and do what your mother wants. Put a smile on your face"

Then she was telling Danielle how she has 6 kids herself.

She took various pictures and ran them like the most fun photo shoot ever.

We gave her a small tip and I wish it had been more. I was actually digging in my purse for more money but she had moved on to the next people.

Anyway...

It was a fun day. Fun to get out of the house. Fun to take Danielle's kids somewhere new. Fun to feel like I was living my life.


Lori Ann

Last Friday Night

The Carnival: A Picture Post

The Elly bean in line for tickets. Overpriced of course, but totally worth it. 

Katy smiled THE WHOLE NIGHT!

Jack-Jack somehow won 3 swords and the sword battles ensued for the rest of the night 

Elly is our resident family daredevil 

I love these kids so much

And the sword battles continue!

Worst picture ever of me but my favorite moment of the night. On the Ferris Wheel with James and Elly. They kept putting their hands up going "no hands" and screaming with excitement. We even face timed Jack and Danielle from the top of the wheel. Elly wanted to go on it a hundred times. 

Ski ball started out ok. Then we kind of got kicked out because Katy kept throwing her ski balls in the wrong lane. James was enraged when Jack took the tickets they won and got the girls a blue tiara

Carnival funnel cake is the best. THE ABSOLUTE BEST!

The must have rolled down the hill 10 times while we waited for the fireworks to start. It felt so magical. It was 10 pm and we'd all had too much sugar and fun and we were hill rolling. 

The perfect ending to a perfect night. 

I love this one. Uncle David kept Katy's ears covered during the loud firework noises :)

I was telling the kids, as we walked back to the car, "Now we know what that Katy Perry song "last Friday night" is all about because we just had a wild and crazy Friday night"

Then Jack Jack said "But we didn't get drunk!"

Maybe the next carnival. :)
(and by 'next carnival' I mean NEVER)

Lori Ann

Into the city

This weekend is going to be epic, people!

Here is what is on the agenda:

One trip to the carnival. I am going to tell the children that we are not leaving until the following things happen: one complete emotional breakdown, ten fights over rides/toys, and someone pukes from too much cotton candy.

One trip to the city: We are going to see the Reading Terminal Market (site of my infamous pre-marathon carbo loading)- hopefully we'll get to some other places too but you could spend all day there and not see (or taste!) everything.

My primary lesson this week is on the Israelites and brass calf. YES. I have been waiting for the right lesson to push my political agenda. I can't wait to equate the brass calf to today's idols of 'fairness' and 'equality' and 'no one's feelings get hurt' and everything else I wrote about in my manifesto. I know you remember my manifesto :)

I am also going to try to get as close to 20 miles done as possible this weekend. I've gotten behind on my miles and I need to make up some ground to complete my 75 day challenge.

There is other stuff on the weekend agenda. Thrilling stuff. Like 'clean out the cat boxes' and 'mow the lawn'. But I think you people can only handle so much excitement at a time :)

Lori Ann