Live Your File

So...for all of those of you waiting for the tale of Patrick, you are going to have to hang in there. 

It's time for my New Years Failed Resolutions Post! 

I think I have introduced you all to this phrase before but it's one of my father's favorite things to say and it is the kind of horrible thing that sticks in your mind. 

The phrase is "mental masturbation".

I think we all know what that means. 

Or maybe not. 

Either way, goal setting is kind of like that for me. 

It makes my brain feel good because I'm all "GOALS!" but it's always the follow through that is tough. 

One thing I have learned is that I do not have internal discipline for a lot and so I need to create an external motivator. 

With that said, here are my resolutions for 2015 and how I am going to motivate myself to accomplish them. 

1. Run/Walk at least 3 Half Marathons  

Signing up and paying money seems to be a good external motivator for this one- also the tacky thrill I get from discussing my training and my half marathons is a motivator!

2. Get to my goal weight

 An important wedding is coming up- which I shall not mention because it's not my news to share- but I want to look good for this wedding AND if I get to my goal weight by my birthday, I am going to go back to Europe...nothing motivates like trips to Europe!

3. Cross 12 things off my Bucket List

 I am working on the motivator for this one

4. Attend Sharing Time EVERY WEEK for a year 

I am a notorious sharing time ditcher- my motivator will be giving someone else my keys- like the missionaries- so that I can't leave. And maybe committing to help every week in some way, so I know I have to be there. 

5. Update this blog daily (with one day off a month)

 I barely blogged this year and that makes me sad. This blog is going to be like my journal this year- I am going to motivate myself by putting it on my to do list- that forces me to do things :) 

I think that is it. 

I wish my goals were more thrilling. 

But my real goal is to take time to work on me. 

Not like lounging in front of the TV time but working out, getting a more professional wardrobe, working on my calling at church, building myself up physically, mentally, and spiritually. 

I always tell my clients that we take care of this things we value. 

I need to value myself more and get myself to a place where I am happier, healthier, and in  better position to help others. 

I know that the purpose of my life is to become more like my Heavenly Father and to also serve others.

 I can't serve others effectively if I am falling apart. 

Wish me luck!!

Lori Ann

Using and Boozing

A lot has happened in the last two weeks, people.

A LOT.

A marshmallow creature went down the dark path addiction.

Erin came home for Christmas.

I obtained a hat/mitten combo that looks like a penguin!

I formed new alliances at work.

(But kept the old ones)

I've been crafting too much.

I think I have holiday crafting mania.

It should be a specific diagnosis.

Anyway...here are some pictures to catch you up on the life of Lori Ann....

This is Elly wearing my penguin hat at The Monroe Christmas Concert! They did such a good job! 

I had a Christmas Party for my teen group! (Well, and group discussion and such) 

Then I had an unauthorized Festivus celebration at work! Notice the marble rye sandwiches, the cookie (which is black on the other side) and the eclair with one "bite" taken out of it :) 

Perhaps the most important event of this holiday season (apart from Christmas itself) was the funeral for our beloved marshmallow snowman, Patrick. He fell in with a bad crowd and got hooked on meth. We take comfort in the knowledge that he is at peace finally. Kelly (part of my new alliance) gave a very moving eulogy and I made me friend Shauri come and sing God Be with you til we meet again. 

We gave Patrick a Viking Funeral! (We aren't allowed to have fire at work, so we had to put him in the microwave)- This is him, slowly blowing up- it's the way he would have wanted to go. 

Shauri, holding the storyboard of Patrick's descent into addiction. 

We made gingerbread houses with the nieces and nephews! They are all already so much better at it than me. 

The sisters gave me the awesome gift of a crockpot cake and...

The coolest scrapbook ever! It had pictures of different things that we have done. It was very sweet! 

Then we went and taught Barry- he was right in the middle of the whole Pennsburg shooting incident last week- SWAT was even in his house- he couldn't tell me whether or not the SWAT team was hot though.. He claims he "didn't notice" HA! As if were possible to interact with men in uniform without assessing their hotness. 

He has a calico named Trixie whom I have a love/hate relationships with. I love Trixie and she hates me :) 

No holiday season is complete without a trip to the mall!! 

I am getting ready for the Love Run again! (let's not talk about last year- it had better not rain again, that is all I am saying!) This year I have a race partner- Shauri!! 

The sisters dropped by on Christmas Day to finish their ginger bread houses. 

Sisters Udall and Roesch had just completed 3 and 6 months and I informed them that they HAVE to burn something. 

It made me laugh how much Sister Bischoff loves fire! 

Then I went caroling with them at the nursing home. 

And socially obligated them to do an action shot.

So...it's been a long, crazy couple of weeks.

I plan to write a detailed report on the life of Patrick in my next post.

If I can save just one other marshmallow creature than it will be worth it :)

Lori Ann

p.s.- I will also report on Christmas! I got a lot of things related to twerking, oddly enough. 

Right from the start

ERI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lori Ann 

Heavenly Peace

So, I've been trying to read my scriptures every day. 

I am doing the random "let me open up and see what God wants me to learn today" method of scripture study :) 

It's been interesting. 

The older I get and the more of life I see, the more valuable I find the words of God contained in the scriptures. 

I've read from every standard work this week, I think. 

I gravitate towards the New Testament and the Book of Mormon but they are all amazing. 

I stumbled on this one this week. 

I know that, in comparison with almost every one else on Earth, I am very lucky and very blessed. 

I try and remember that. 

But there are some days when I feel so lost. 

And overwhelmed. 

The holidays are always a tough time for people with mental health issues. 

I've had people LITERALLY on their knees saying "please help me".

I worry about them. 

I worry that I can't help them enough. 

I know God is watching out for every one of them. 

Just like He watches out for me. 

And when I find scriptures like this, on days when I feel like I just can't keep doing this, it reminds me that I am not doing this alone. 

It's never just me and the other person there in my office. 

I can feel the Spirit there so strongly some times and I always hope my clients can too. 

I just want them to be able to know that God loves them and has not forgotten them and there is no pain that they go through that Jesus did not feel. 

There is no burden they are bearing that He cannot take from their shoulders. 

Lately I've been feeling like I need to slowly head towards Christian counseling.

Maybe even specifically LDS counseling. 

I feel like I am working with one hand tied behind my back because I can only present my clients with half the answers I feel like they need.

Instead of giving them the homework of writing a letter to their childhood self, I want to give them the homework to pray and look for God to inspire them and guide them. 

To ask Him to lift their burdens. 

Anyway, I know this post was kind of long and rambling but I have been thinking about this alot. 

And I am so grateful for the knowledge I have and the blessings I have and the scriptures in my life. 

In closing, my favorite Book of Mormon scripture...

Lori Ann

All I need

T and D back in their dating days 

Ok, 

So....my life takes odd turns at times. 

In the past week or so I have been

A. Trying to figure out how to get a Peruvian back to Peru without a passport. 

(hint: it's not as easy as you might think)

B. Trying to find an emotionally available, single, employed gay man in the Northern New Jersey area. And not having much luck.

C. Been spying on and documenting the misadventures of my mother's favorite ginger cat. 

D. Take half vacation days from work because I just can't. I literally cannot. 

E. Holding random people's craft projects hostage. 

So, that's the magic of the holidays this week, people!

Lori Ann

Christmas Sugar

It's that magical time of year, people. 

The time when I set goals I have no real plans to achieve. 

You guessed it...it time for the Infamous....

Spinster Chronicle's 2014 Holiday To Do List

(I consider not achieving these goals as a good trial run for not achieving my New Years Resolutions!)

Anyway, let's do this dance!

1. See a choir concert.

 Listening to live Christmas music inspires me so much. 

2. Write a Christmas Card to every single one of my 1st cousins.

 Its the #Year of the Cousin, baby!

3. Spend an entire day in my pajamas. 

4. Volunteer 

5. Make Christmas cookies/crafts with my nieces and nephews

6. Go to Washington's Crossing on Christmas Day with the missionaries

7. Throw a legit Festivus party 

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So, that's pretty much it. 

I am sure there are other things but these are the main things I want to do. 

I am trying to rein in the Christmas craziness this year. 

Trying.  

Lori Ann

p.s.- These are for Aunt Erin who called me JUST to say "There aren't enough pictures of Sugar on your blog" :) 

This much cuteness should be illegal. It probably already is in some states. 

Sugar and I each have a pillow on my bed. I stay away from her pillow. Because I want to live to see another day :) 

Behold, my posterity. 

The Santa Hat Experience 

Sugar feels the same way as I do about my parent's seventies couch 

Fall is both of our favorite season. Mine for the falling leaves. Hers because she can blend into the foliage better and attack unsuspecting hedgehogs :) 

It's amazing that the brain generates enough power to keep those legs moving...

Another Random Picture Post

(because I am trying to avoid doing my work)

(which I will complain about later "I can never get caught up on my work!")

ANYWAY....

I like to take "candid" pictures of the sisters teaching.

I promise- it's more exciting than it looks.

And I am not at all distracting, taking random pictures in the middle of the discussion.

The great candy lights experiment failed.

Sometimes I think my dad is right.

I am lacking both common sense and the brains God gave a guinea pig.

I am in holiday baking mode, people!

Be warned...if you live in the tri-state area, you will be getting something baked from me.

Then I will sit there and socially obligate you to eat it and saw positive things about it AND me.

I get to visit my niece and nephew- Pumpkin and Buster- by facetime.

They are still evil- even over the camera.

20 days until Erin Leigh comes home!!!

It's not Christmas until she is here!!!!!!!!!!!


Lori Ann