How convenient for you..and the clock

Ok, people.

 It's Friday night.

After talking myself out of going to bed at 8 pm, I decided to spice up my night by watching the entire second season of Say Yes to the Dress on netflix.

Yeah, I guess I am kind of a party animal.

Anyway, I spent most of my day in

 MOTIVATIONAL INTERVIEWING

 training.

This is the therapeutic technique that employs a lot of reflective listening, etc..

It sounds something like this:

 client  "I don't want to be in therapy, you can't help me"

Me: "It sounds to me like you feel alone in what you are going through, and you are wondering if therapy will be able to help you"

Pretty sweet, right?

Be on the look out for me to utilize this technique on you at

ANY. GIVEN. MOMENT. 

Lori Ann

This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bow staff.

Years ago, I read an article in Readers Digest that changed my life. 

The basic premise of the article was the author's quest to use movie/ song quotes in every day conversation. 

Not just willy- nilly. 

Anyone can toss out a random "Your mom goes to college" or "The force is strong with this one" type quotes. 

The author was talking about obscure, strange quotes used IN THE CONTEXT of the conversation. 

Not as random asides. 

From the moment I read that article, I began a quest of my own.

 During this quest I have used many, many quotes in every day conversation, some notable ones being:

"I am hot, sticky, sweet from my head to my feet"

"I don't know where I am going, and only God knows where I've been"

"What are you doing here? Well, I can see that you are serving drinks!"

"You used up all the glue on purpose!"

"Because he's holding a thermal detonator!"

and my personal favorite:

"The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets.."

I don't know if your daily conversations need to be spiced up.

 I get bored with the same old chit chat.

Anyway, some of you might think this is a stupid idea. 

To those people I say: You are clearly jealous..and seriously, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. 

Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

Lori Ann

Random Thoughts: The Pre-Blizzard, on Nyquil, Sunday Evening Edition

Ok,

I am SO angry.

 I have dedicated the BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE to cheering for the Philadelphia Eagles and, as of the 3rd quarter, it looks like they are throwing another season down the drain.

AHHHH!! 

Anyway, on with the randomness:

1. I bought a pork roast, because I am feeling experimental with my cooking.
 (and because I only have a mini crock pot, and the beef roasts were all too big)

 You DO put pork roast in the crock pot, right?

2. We are preparing for snow here. I have my candles, blankets, hot chocolate, and stack of books to read.

 And the pork roast.

Can't forget about that.

3. I have been sick all week.
 (my sister Erin told me that I am perpetually ill and she even called me "sickly", which is FALSE!)

Anyway, I called my mom to tell her about my illness and she responded by shrieking "Lori Hinsdale, you are to take the prescribed amount of medication..P-R-E-S-C-R-I-B-E-D amount!"

She spelled prescribed like 6 times.

 It was funny.

 Maybe it was so funny because I had just taken a dose and a half of NyQuil.

4. I was talking about my blog in a meeting at work last week.

 My boss told me again to "be careful".

 Fear not, dear readers, I will not be silenced, not even by the omnipotent puppet masters of North Eastern North Carolina Community Support Agency Middle Management! (NENCCSAMM for short)

5. I know my love of Taylor Swift has driven a wedge between me and some of my blogging friends.

I'm sorry..nothing stands between me and my top 40 pop music.

 I love love love her new album "Speak Now" and especially her song "Dear John".

 Probably because it's everything I've ever wanted to say to John Mayer.

 Maybe she intercepted some of the anonymous fan mail I sent him.

Lori Ann

You are a bad penguin!

Two amazing things happened to me today. 

One, I was pulled over making a phone call when I saw this SERIOUSLY hot boy.

 So..I felt like it was the right call to go ahead and creepily take a picture of him.

You're Welcome.

This picture does not do him justice!

 Two, my Hispanic clients made me pozole.

 Anyone that has eaten real Mexican food should be salivating at this point.

I've been off my mission too long though, as I couldn't make myself finish the huge bowl they served me.

I hope they weren't offended!

Sin chile, por el amor de Dios! 

It has already been an amazing 2011 and it's only the 7th!

Lori Ann

So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower

Ok, so I admit it. My blog has gotten a trifle BORING, as of late.

I wish I had more exciting things to blog about.

But, I don't.

 Not that it will stop me from blogging anyway!

 So, prepare to walk the plank and read yet another AMAZING post from the infamous Lolee. 

Today's exciting topic: My goals for the month of January. 

I'm going to let the excitingness of this blog topic sink in.

I'm going to let it marinate...then I'm going to hit you with some knowledge!

LORI'S GOALS FOR JANUARY 2011!!!

1. Complete my entire to do list EVERY DAY

2. Read 1 therapy related book PER WEEK

3. Recognize good in other people (and tell them!)

4.Clean up before bed

5. Have a morning/evening beauty routine

6. DeClutter

Each one of these goals are things that have been nagging me for years, things which I think about DAILY and yet, have never mustered the energy to do. 

Wish me luck, and good luck to you with your goals, resolutions, and happiness projects!!

Lori Ann

p.s. As usual, my blog titles, now movie quotes instead of song lyrics, will probably only have meaning for me. Oh yeah. 

Ummm... I can't think of a good title, dang it!

Ok, as part of my New Years Resolutions, I have developed a series of Personal Commandments
(an idea from "the Happiness Project")

These commandments are guidelines I want to live by.

 I think that, by living by these, I will be happier.

Lori’s Personal Commandments

• Be Lori

• Don’t let fear slow you down

• It’s ok to like what you like- you don’t have to be like everyone else

• Give yourself credit when it is due

• Clean- it will make you feel better

• Think Positive, Speak Positive

• Dress nicely, do your hair, wear makeup

• Do something uncomfortable weekly to grow

• Finish what you start- it will give you a buzz

• Don’t make promises you can’t keep

• Embrace your annoyances

• Be the change you want to see

Lori Ann 

I wish I may, I wish I might..

My follow up from the last post.

 Because, once again, I've got you on a "NTKB"..a Need To Know Basis..and you all need to know the details of my holiday adventures!

A surprise visitor

MY DAD! aka "the Christmas Elf" 

A NICE Christmas dinner

 My dad made steak, potatoes, trifle, a bread bowl, and all my Christmas dreams come true!

An unexpected trip

Due to some car issues (my dad's car), he was delayed in NC..so instead of slowly going insane in my one bedroom, we took the four days it was being fixed and headed up to sweet home Pennsylvania!

It appears that some were excited, while others were not!

A life changing book

THE HAPPINESS PROJECT.

 BEST BOOK I'VE READ SINCE HARRY POTTER.

Changed my perspective on resolutions, communication, and how to be happy.

A bread bake off

I started making bread a month ago.

 This; I felt, qualified me to challenge my mother
 (whose bread has been renowned for over 3 decades)

and my sister
(who has about a decade under her belt).

 I am thrilled to tell you that I won the bronze medal in that competition:)

A quest to make a mini snowman with large stick arms

This involved my niece Elly who is a genuine megalomaniac.
 (I've officially diagnosed her)

 We made a snowman the size of three stacked tennis balls and she wanted to attach large branches

for his arms...what happened next will live in Mill St
 (my sisters street)

 Christmas folklore for years to come.

Learning more than I wanted to know about french Canadian soup

All I will say about this is; I don't care how cute you are, or how good you make leek based soups.

You are Canadian.

Which makes us enemies.

The hands down best game of Settlers of Catan
there are no pictures, but I will say this much..

I smell fear. That is to be expected.

Lori Ann