Lunch has been cancelled due to a lack of hustle!

I am bringing you this post from my IPhone.

Also known as my best friend. 

I have some great stories from this week. 

I got called out in CBT training today by a bitter 60 year old man. Boo-yah! Another life goal accomplished!

My intern (# 3 that is) told me more crazy stories about drunkenness, strip clubs, and her cat. 

I gave up the net. (at home, anyway) (if you don't count my phone)

I went to see some of my clients last week and when they saw me they said "This is going to be the BEST DAY EVER!" I encourage you all to greet your therapist in a similar  manner. 

I saw the Lincoln Lawyer. And fell. in. love. WITH RYAN PHILLIPE. It should be a crime to be that hot. 

Lolee

Random Thoughts Thursday: the Sneaky Peak Irish Edition

Why does it always take me until March 17th to realize that I own not even one item of green clothing! 

I feared pinching all day but people here in the South have never heard of pinching someone who isn't wearing green. So strange. 

I had my Internet disconnected. (on purpose, people!) I will actually be returning the modem to my cable company tomorrow. I haven't had cable in close to three years, but I have just replaced one addiction (TV) for another (Internet). 

I now hope to become addicted to reading classic literature and keeping my apartment super clean. 

My sisters are the perfect combination of super hilarious and super supportive. Thanks, cat and eagle. <3, the rabbit. 

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? And will the pretentious white girl listening to ten year old rap songs at full blast driving through the country side stand up next? 

I wanted to post about my Irish ancestry today. I don't know too much. My mom and sister know more. I do know that my mom's grand mom on her mom's side was born in America (I think) but her parents were full on Irish. So they would be my great great grandparents. 

All of my cousins..literally ALL of them, are red heads. My dad's combination of French/Native American DNA saved us from the ginger curse!

My job is crazy, yo. I'd like to retire now. Which means I'm going to have to fall back on my original plan of marrying wealthy. 

Lolee

Avoid the clap!

Excuse me.

I don't know what you did with your day today, but guess what I did?

I had a Justin Beiber dance a thon.

With 7 Hispanic boys under the age of 10.

Talk about a raging case of Beiber Fever. 

I had no idea it had hit the Hispanic community so hard. 

Anyway, I have got to go.

My first love broke my heart for the first time.

And I was like, baby, baby, baby no. 

Lolee

Your mom goes to college

I have been neglecting this blog. 

Which is a travesty, because I always promised myself that I would tell the world my story.

Instead of blogging
(this is one of the few phrases I always think first in spanish, then english- "instead of", I always think "En lugar de")

I've been adding music to my itunes, eating sherbet,translating documents, chasing down my clients, and setting off the fire alarms in Erin's apartment.

Well, that last one isn't true. 

Tonight my plan is to make a strawberry cake. 

Then take a bubble bath. 

Then play bingo bonanaza on facebook. 

 That's just how I roll, homies. 

Lori Ann 

Yeah, he's a looker, but I really think it's guts that matter most

Is anyone else enraged by the limited release of the new Jane Eyre?

 I looked it up on moviefone to see if it was playing nearby.

The closest two theaters were in Texas and Hollywood.

The song lyrics "well, I been afraid of changing, because I built my life around you" have been running through my head all day.

I swear, God communicates with me via song.

My new favorite drink is the following: concentrated fruit punch, ice, ginger ale.

 It's totally sick.

I have finally discovered a lesser known band that I like. "The Spill Canvas".

 I keep listening to this song over and over again.

I feel so..I don't know..indie? hippie? 

I've just always wanted to be of "those people" who totally just get weird and obscure music. 

I had a crazy awesome lunch with intern number 2 this week.
(although my friendship with her pet is getting strained)

If the cowboys don't win this season of the Amazing Race, I AM GOING TO..get mildly upset and probably forget about it fairly easily.

I have been dreaming about work again.

 What would Freud make of it?
 (He'd probably either fall asleep during the first few minutes of my description "..and then I told her that she can't keep casting herself in the role of victim,then my boss called but my cell phone was a sandwich" or he would tell me "Not this dream crap again, please" )  

I can't think up enough movie titles for my blog titles

. So I am going full on crazy and just putting whatever I want.

 Sometimes, the titles might even match the content. 

You're welcome!

Lori Ann

This Day in Mission History Part 3??

Welcome back to this day in mission history!

 I served two Marches in the mission- one at the MTC and one in the field, so I had to chose which one to put up today.

 Trust me when I say that the content of both was about the same.

Me, raging about a companion.

 Like a freaking psycho. 

In today's entry, I encourage my journal to PRAY for me, that I will get transferred.

 I hope you feel highly enriched and uplifted by today's entry!!! 

Hermana Hinsdale 

p.s.- I think I am ready to dial down my Glee obsession. However, thanks to last nights episode, I can't stop listening to Fleetwood Mac. Which makes me angry because Stevie Nicks gets on my nerves for some reason. 

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn

Oh my gosh. 

I feel horrible.

I have abandoned y'all for my glee fan fiction.

 So pathetic sad, I know. 

I am trying to get the "poor girls fancy" part of this blog off the ground.

 I just can't get into it. 

I want beautiful things in my life, but dang, it is so much effort. 

So, let's talk about my clients instead. 

Ok, so one of my clients got their power turned off tonight.

They have seven kids. 

I went to visit them and I brought them pizza (since their oven didn't work) and I tried to keep their kids minds off the fact that they would be sleeping in a dark and cold house. 

It was so hard for me to drive away and leave those babies.

 I was crying in my car. 

I felt like I was leaving my James in a dark and cold house.

Social work is not for the faint of heart. 

Lori Ann