Your mom goes to college

I have been neglecting this blog. 

Which is a travesty, because I always promised myself that I would tell the world my story.

Instead of blogging
(this is one of the few phrases I always think first in spanish, then english- "instead of", I always think "En lugar de")

I've been adding music to my itunes, eating sherbet,translating documents, chasing down my clients, and setting off the fire alarms in Erin's apartment.

Well, that last one isn't true. 

Tonight my plan is to make a strawberry cake. 

Then take a bubble bath. 

Then play bingo bonanaza on facebook. 

 That's just how I roll, homies. 

Lori Ann