Strong words in the staff room...

My new job is crazy. Which I love. Keeps life interesting.

I think my boss (who is famous for sending people inappropriate text messages) may be self medicating. I am scheduling all of my meeting with him when he is on an upswing.

My coworkers all have cliques. I love clique warfare. (thanks, Pam!)

I have already started my own alliance with the clinical director and her assistant.

I have approached a few others about an alliance, but I think they are afraid...or they think I'm crazy. Which is a win-win for me.

I am giving myself 3 more weeks to accomplish the following:

Form and break numerous alliances

Stab, minimum, three people in the back

Be the object of both pity and scorn

Steal someones lunchable from the staff fridge

Make someone fall in love with me (piece of cake)

Convert at least 2/3rd's of the day treatment clients to "team Jacob"

I know what you are thinking...how am I going to convert teenage girls to "team Jacob"? With their love of emotional thinking and lack of insight into what makes a healthy relationship, they are all strongly team Edward.

Don't worry.

My middle name is Persuasion.

(Well, it's actually Ann...I going to add that to my list of stuff to get done, though..."change my middle name to Persuasion")

Lori Ann

Blah, blah, blah

I start my new job tomorrow. It's with the same agency, just in a different department.

I am sure that I have mentioned it before, but I am working on getting my LCSW.

 

Licensed Clinical Social Worker.

 

To get this, you have to have a Masters Degree in Social Work and then two years of supervised experience and then the state exam.

If I pass the exam, I will be an LCSW this October.

This means that I can open my own practice, if I want. (as a therapist)

I don't have that kind of enterprising spirit though:)

Anyway, the reason I mention all of this is because I hope that this new job will teach me alot. I will be doing group, individual, and family counseling.

The group therapy that I will be doing will be what are called "process groups". Kind of like AA, where you say your name and everyone says "hi" and the topic is very much directed by the group members.

I've never really done this sort of group before. Everything I have done has been "psycho-educational"...like groups ABOUT something: self esteem, education, etc.

 

I am not at all nervous. Which is strange for me.

I think that talking to and engaging with people is the one area of my life in which I am completely confident in my abilities.

I can't talk about confidence without thinking of this quote "Your over confidence is your weakness"..."Your faith in your friends is yours!" (Return of the Jedi, baby!)

Wish me luck tomorrow!!

Lori Ann

Today, "the man" smacked me in the face..

The Harry Potter glasses I am going to make my kids wear!


So,

Trying to be a responsible adult, I made myself an eye appointment and went to see the optometrist today.


And by "optometrist", I mean "Satan's revenue collector"



I went in thinking it was going to cost me 25 dollars..how wrong I was.


25 for the co-pay, 77 for the contact lens exam (had no idea it was seperate charge or I wouldn't have gotten it), 30 for them to take a picture of my eyes, and 110 for contacts. I wanted to get new glasses, but (with my insurance) the glasses would have cost me close to 400 dollars.


So, I guess I am lucky it was only 240 something, instead of the 600 + it would have been if I had gotten glasses.

Sheesh.

I'm not too concerned though..I figure Obama will be paying for my lasik surgery soon.

So, it's all good.

Maybe then I'll fade away and not have to face the facts..

I don't hate people.

I don't believe that rich people deserve better health than poor people.

I think insurance companies are kind of evil and have been the victim of their run around.

That being said.

I hate, hate, hate that this Health Care bill passed tonight in the House.

 

I work for a community support agency that receives most of its funding from Medicaid. I can tell you that, just in my company alone, there are thousands of dollars that go to abuse, waste, and even fraud.

Not only that, but a lot of the people that I work with- the families- they are people who are completely supported by government run programs.

 

They live in subsidized housing with no rent, get utility assistance, food stamps, and free child care.

Most, through their own admission or attitude, don't appreciate it. I've had clients trash the apartments they don't pay rent on, use their disability money to buy expensive gaming systems and cigarettes, sell their food stamps for cigarette and alcohol money, and complain about the 2 hours a day they spend with their kids after school and day care.

LET ME BE CLEAR: This isn't everyone. Some people haven't been raised to really do or expect better, some are genuinely down on their luck, and others are trying their best to do better for their kids.

But they are the minority, not the majority.

The reason I am bringing this up is not to trash low income people or whine about my job (which I love) but to bring to light the kind of problems with a government run program.

 

There is never sufficient oversight. The more that is given, the more that is expected. People don't progress, because they are cushioned in this safety net, which both saves them and imprisons them.

 

I don't think that these are the results that the government had in mind when it put these programs into place.

 

As my sister Danielle said "They are killing initiative".

I don't have an answer for health care.

I just know it isn't this.

Lori Ann

*post edit*

Someone named Curt S. wrote this comment on one of my friend's facebook page and I thought it said it all so much more eloquently than I ever could:

 

First, regarding caring for those who can't care for themselves; the Christian practice requires choice on the part of the giver, otherwise we're reverting to Satan's plan. Most people agree that we should care for the poor, and an analysis of charitable giving around the world shows Americans to be the most ... See Moregiving of any other country (I don't have a reference now, but have seen this cited multiple places). It's not that we don't want to help, it's that we don't want the government stealing from us and doing it through an expensive and ineffective beuraucracy.

Second, in reference to the insurance requirement; are you required to own a car and drive? No, it's a privelege that has a cost. Further, the only insurance you're required to have (and this by the state and not the federal government) is liability insurance to protect others that you may harm, not to protect yourself. This new requirement forces every living citezen to purchase insurance, regardless of the need or desire. I desire to drive so I pay the cost. Under this plan, no matter how healthy I may be, I have to buy a service that I don't want or need.

While I recognize the need for changes in the healthcare environment, I don't ever believe the government is he answer. Our nation was founded on principles of limited federal government and maximum personal liberty. A strict reading of the constitution and the writings of the founders shows that they never intended Congress to have such an active and forceful role in the lives of the citizens of this nation.

Nobody knows it..Part 6 of 6

To my sister Eri,

You are the only person that I can talk to about  anything.

You never forget me.

You are funny, smart, and so fun.

I remember when you came home the Christmas before last, when I got you that plane ticket at like midnight on Christmas Eve..it was like, the party couldn't start until you got there.

You make everything more fun.

You are probably the best listener I have ever met.

 You not only take the time to sit and listen, you empathize.

You make me feel like I have been heard and understood.

You care about animals..even fat and lazy cats.

You are the only white girl I know who can dance.

There are too many memories for me to ever list here. 

We have spent the worst and best days of our lives together.

 From Dublin Village Apartments to Lower to Mormon Camp to Non Mormon Camp to Rexburg to Beaver Creek and on and on..

I know that sometimes you feel inadequate or different, but you shouldn't.

 Because I wish I was even half the person you are.

You have inherited Mom's charisma and Dad's cool factor.

You are the 'sunshine' to my 'moonbeam'

There is no one in the world I would rather have as my Irish twin.

The "real" Lor

These are my confessions..Part 2

It's Friday, so I guess I will confess:

I am slowly turning into my clients (who are, for the most part, 15 year old boys)

I stayed up late last night, eating gummi bears, drinking coke, and playing super mario brothers on the Wii

I spend WAY too much time thinking about song selection for American Idol contestants

But seriously, it's Rolling Stones week next week and there are some songs that had better be chosen...I'm looking at you, 19th Nervous Breakdown!

Yesterday, my niece said to me "Aunt Lori, we DO NOT eat poop"

What kind of life am I living that she felt the need to give me that reminder?

I keep rereading Hunger Games, hoping that it will make the third book in the series somehow get published faster

I want someone else I know to watch Glee..then we can obsess about it together!

I love more temperate weather, but I have always hated Spring...something about the pastels and Easter hats and fake green grass in Easter baskets..it makes me angry

Maybe because I know it's a harbinger of things to come..the dreaded SUMMER
Except for the 4th of July, I despise sum.mer!

 The heat..my gosh, the heat!
 

Lori Ann

p.s.- I will complete my final two blog tributes tomorrow..yeah, now you've got something to look forward to this weekend, don't you? :)

The only person I would ever seriously stalk..besides you!

Oh man, I didn't know it was today, or I would have dressed up...it's Chuck Norris's birthday, people. Today, he is 70!

You know what that means, my favorite facts about the Chuckster!
 (most of these also apply to my mother, strangely enough)


Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. . .

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill. .

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it. ".

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Lori Ann