Another Random Update..
(because my life has been hecka random lately)
(because my life has been hecka random lately)
1. My mother got into a fight with her stepmother via FAX today.
That's old school.
Usually when I want to start something up with someone I leave a message on their Facebook or I drive by their house shouting obscenities and/or threats.
But to fight by fax..that's classy.
That's old school.
Usually when I want to start something up with someone I leave a message on their Facebook or I drive by their house shouting obscenities and/or threats.
But to fight by fax..that's classy.
2. I guess it's true that you can't shove someone out of the closet if they don't want to come out.
That's a lesson I had to learn the hard way.
That's a lesson I had to learn the hard way.
3. Sugar is mad.
As in completely nuts.
I'm considering having her evaluated by either the vet or a pet psychic.
Whichever is cheaper.
As in completely nuts.
I'm considering having her evaluated by either the vet or a pet psychic.
Whichever is cheaper.
4. I'm having another one of my classic "older ladies" sleepovers tomorrow.
We are going to make lemonade slushies and watch Brokeback Mountain in my theater room.
And maybe get some veggie dogs.
If we are feeling reckless.
We are going to make lemonade slushies and watch Brokeback Mountain in my theater room.
And maybe get some veggie dogs.
If we are feeling reckless.
5. I scheduled three people for the same appointment time today.
It was super awkward when they all showed up.
Not for me.
For them..I was like,
"Hey, figure this out among yourselves.
There's only so much of the Lori magic to go around".
It was super awkward when they all showed up.
Not for me.
For them..I was like,
"Hey, figure this out among yourselves.
There's only so much of the Lori magic to go around".
6. Speaking of clients I had the cutest CUTEST 9 year old boy in my office today.
He was what I imagine an exact combination of my two nephews would look like.
I wanted to smother him with kisses.
I literally had to hold myself back.
Dang professionalism ruins everything.
"Don't bake the clients brownies, Lori...Don't paint the client's nails, Lori..Don't smother the client's with kisses, Lori...yada, yada, yada.."
He was what I imagine an exact combination of my two nephews would look like.
I wanted to smother him with kisses.
I literally had to hold myself back.
Dang professionalism ruins everything.
"Don't bake the clients brownies, Lori...Don't paint the client's nails, Lori..Don't smother the client's with kisses, Lori...yada, yada, yada.."
Lori Ann
Lol!! I definitely need more details on on #1,2,and 3.
ReplyDeleteYay! I love that you are interested in hearing the salicious details of my life!!
ReplyDelete#1- My grandfather turned 80 and there was some kind of drama over the flowers my mom's sister sent him. Apparently their (my grandpa and his wife)'s fax number was listed on the flower receipt. My stepgrandmother accused my aunt of getting the fax number from her mother (my grandpa's ex- they've been divorced for over 30 years) Anyway, this led to my mom and her faxing each other nasty things back and forth. So strange.
# 2- I have a friend who IS SO GAY. He just won't say it. I've been trying to get him to a place where he feels comfortable talking about it because I know it's contributing to his depression. So yeah, my efforts to push him out of the closet have been in vain.
# 3- My cat does weird stuff. Like possessed weird. I might start lighting my Virgen de Guadlope candle just to be on the safe side!!