My dentist is evil

I just had my second root canal in a week. Yikes.

I think dental work is killing my manic high.

I didn't walk today.

Which is sad for two reasons:

1. Today is the most beautiful day I've seen all fall

2. I got to the park, with my shoes on, and my music

But then I saw someone who looked like a serial killer. And there was an old, weird van in the park parking lot and I couldn't stop the soundtrack from all of my mom's murder shows from playing in my head...

"Lori probably didn't realize that today would be her final walk when she started out on that brisk, November morning. Her dentist, the last person to see her alive, reports "Well, it surprised me to hear that she was murdered. I thought her teeth would be the cause of death. That being said, I'm sorry to lose my best customer."

So, in conclusion...

Laziness, dental work, and fear of death kept me from walking today.

Come to think of it, those three things keep from accomplishing a lot of my goals.

Lori Ann

p.s.- If I do get murdered, I expect you all to come to my funeral- IN PERSON. (don't be cheap)- Also, prepare to speak for 5-7 minutes about how this blog changed your life. I'd start preparing those remarks now, if I were you. (they can also be used when you are interviewed after I win a Nobel Prize or something)